Haha, I found this on friendster. Credit goes to Aileen.
Ok, here goes nothing haha.
PS: The one in bold letters is mine. ;p
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How bad is your temper-according to your horoscope :
AQUARIUS: January 20 February 18
You are noble and kind and dislike losing
control over your emotions. It's very rare for
you to get angry. You are also the pacifier in
situations that involve arguments. It is always
your endeavour to be perfect and socially
correct in your behaviour & attitude, but if
misunderstood and slighted you can give in to an
angry outburst. You'll shout and scream and then
walk out from the scene. You cannot easily
forget the situation and will be bitter about it
for a long time.
PISCES: February 19 March 20
The only thing that can be said about you
dreamers is that you appear even more attractive
when angry. You are very sensitive to others'
feelings, so you rarely hurt them. But when
others tend to hurt you, then things take a
nasty turn. You'll yell and use harsh words, and
feel inclined to shake everything and everyone
up. Your creative imagery is at its best when
angry, & you tend to get pretty dramatic. When
upset, you refuse to listen to reason & wish to
be left alone. But once you have calmed down,
you repent your tantrums and seek forgiveness.
So nobody can be upset with you for too long.
ARIES: March 21 April 20
Nothing seems to ruffle you more than a lack of
discipline, disloyalty and decorum. But Arians
are also known to go into a rage very easily
when challenged. Those of you who've been on the
receiving end of the Aries temper know that if
not calmed down they can even get violent. But
one thing is certain if the opponent remains
calm and does not react to their outburst,
Arians cool down very fast. They will be also
the first to apologize which makes them easier
to forgive.
TAURUS: April 21 May 20
You are generally quiet and have control over
your emotions. It is difficult to predict what
will upset you, so when you do lose yr cool,
people don't know how to react. Your temper is
like that of a raging bull, and anyone trying to
pacify you'll be the first one to get a verbal
bashing. You generally get upset when you are
cornered or when people accuse you of doing
something wrong. You also hate being reminded
about mistakes you've made in the past. You also
have the potential to be terribly vindictive if
rubbed the wrong way.
GEMINI: May 21 June 20
You're recognized by your cheerful disposition &
yr jovial nature is not easily susceptible to
anger. In fact, you're the best person to have
around when there is an ugly scene at a party
because you can bring the warring factions
together quite diplomatically. But when you lose
your cool, you yell and scream and will not
listen to reason. You must have the last word in
a wordy duel. Your capacity to argue
aggressively is matched only by yr seductive
charm.
CANCER: June 21 July 21
Considering how charming, caring, and kind you
are, you dislike unpleasant scenes, much less
creating one yourself. You have great tolerance
& rarely get provoked into losing your temper.
If someone's unreasonable or trying to create
trouble, you are more likely to walk away
quietly. But that does not mean you do not have
a temper. When angry, in yr effort to control
your emotions, you tremble, your hands get
sweaty, and sometimes you fumble for words.
Tears roll down your eyes easily and the
opponent is touched by your innocence and will
seek an apology immediately.
LEO: July 22 August 21
If anyone has total control over their emotions,
it is you. But then, you can be described as
stiff, cold and uncaring. You are known to lack
spontaneity but you really don't care about
opinions. You don't like to create scenes and
will never accept invitations to a party where
you suspect the presence of an unruly lot. But
your very presence seems challenging to some and
they take vicarious pleasure in your disquiet.
When angry you can use very critical language.
A dressing-down can humiliate yr opponent,
causing a strain between both of you forever.
VIRGO: August 22 September 21
Most of you are gentle and have full control
over your emotions, but those of you given to
temper tantrums can certainly get violent. When
see thing with rage, you yell and shout and tend
to break things lying close at hand. You can
even harm yourself by banging your hands on a
glass top table or wall. You should never get
into any argument, for you are a sore loser. You
feel that others are trying to persecute you and
don't quite respect yr opinions. When hurt, you
can also hold grudges forever.
LIBRA: September 22 October 22
Did someone say that you're the charmers of the
zodiac? Well, it's true. Few have ever seen you
ruffled or angry. You're very conscious of your
image, and you believe that anger distorts your
face and personality. You also think you are
above things like anger. But wait before you get
into self-congratulatory mood. Your family or
those very close to you know you better. You
have an unmatched temper amongst all the zodiac
signs, and what makes it worse is your capacity
to justify it.
SCORPIO: October 23 November 21
Of course you don't lose your cool. But your
very demeanour (manner) projects haughtiness
(arrogance, pride), pride and grand disdain
(disregard) for lesser mortals (humans). Others
are often found saying that anger sits on your
nose, and you are raring to give your peace of
mind to the 1st person who tries to act funny
with you. You are selective in the choice of
your friends, and have a low tolerance for the
superfluous (extra) types. Your tongue-lashing
(attack) is generally in a soft hissing tone,
for when you scream, your voice tends to get
shrill & loud, & you do hate drawing attention
to yourself. When upset, you are angrier with
yourself for having shown weakness, for the last
thing that Scorpio wants to show is being out of
control.
SAGITTARIUS: November 22 December 20
You're insensible and generally have no complete
control over your emotions. You do get angry
quickly and others marvel at your anger levels
even when provoked. Actually, you get tongue-
tied when angry and you will remove your anger
waiting for the other person to calm down. Then
you will reason with your opponent and convince
the other person in a very gentle manner that
the whole thing was just his mistake. You're
also likely to totally sever ties with someone
when you're upset with them.
CAPRICORN: December 21 January 19
Few will believe that a hardcore practical and
materialistic person like you is capable of
sensitivity and genuine emotions. You project a
hard exterior but are actually very sensitive, a
trait you successfully hide from others. U can
be seething with anger but will not betray your
feelings. But then, there are times that even
you cannot control yr temper. Under such
circumstances you can shout and scream, more
with frustration at the situation than with
anger at any particular person. Your outbursts
can shock others and can make them feel guilty.
